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boringgameshere.com

GAMES.
I GUESS.

This is the unremarkable home of BoringNameHere’s games — a race car sim, a fantasy thing, and whatever mildly diverting distraction comes next. Pick one. Or don’t. We’re not your supervisor.

boring@console — ~/boot

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/games — currently available distractions

THE CATALOGUE

Each one lives on its own subdomain. Click in, look around, sigh contentedly.

PLAYABLEv1.0 · STABLE

Redline

Race Car Sim

Left turns. So many left turns.

A race-car simulation about going extremely fast in an oval while pretending it isn't repetitive. Tire wear, fuel maps, drafting physics, and a setup sheet nobody reads. It's genuinely good. We're as surprised as you are.

Launch redline.boringgameshere.com
IN DEVELOPMENTv0.3 · PRE-ALPHA

Rota

Fantasy Strategy

Wizards, rosters, and tedious bookkeeping.

A fantasy game about managing a rotation of heroes through seasons of vaguely consequential decisions. Part tactics, part spreadsheet, part existential dread. Currently being assembled with mild reluctance.

Coming soon · rota.boringgameshere.com·
VAGUE NOTIONCONCEPT

Untitled No. 3

Undecided

An idea exists. Barely.

There will be another one. We have notes. The notes are mostly the word 'maybe' written several times. Check back when boredom strikes again.

Not a link yet·