GAMES.
I GUESS.
This is the unremarkable home of BoringNameHere’s games — a race car sim, a fantasy thing, and whatever mildly diverting distraction comes next. Pick one. Or don’t. We’re not your supervisor.
/games — currently available distractions
THE CATALOGUE
Each one lives on its own subdomain. Click in, look around, sigh contentedly.
Redline
Race Car Sim
“Left turns. So many left turns.”
A race-car simulation about going extremely fast in an oval while pretending it isn't repetitive. Tire wear, fuel maps, drafting physics, and a setup sheet nobody reads. It's genuinely good. We're as surprised as you are.
Rota
Fantasy Strategy
“Wizards, rosters, and tedious bookkeeping.”
A fantasy game about managing a rotation of heroes through seasons of vaguely consequential decisions. Part tactics, part spreadsheet, part existential dread. Currently being assembled with mild reluctance.
Election of The Demon Lord
Hex Strategy
“Absolute evil, decided by committee.”
A hex-map strategy game in which six factions campaign for dominion over the underworld, which turns out to be an elected position. Zombie hordes, a dragon cult with a spreadsheet for a hoard, goblins who breed faster than they die, and a very organised order of knights all lobby the same council. Five AI opponents play against you, and they have read the rules more carefully than you have.